This is me, and my hair. We are becoming two separate entities. We never agree on what we should do. If we could, we would part. I love my hair more than it loves me. I am Maurice. I am fat, black, queer, allegedly smart, and woefully underemployed. (By under I currently mean unemployed). This is a space for my thoughts, and though some of those thoughts may be about my hair, none of my hair’s thoughts will be on this blog because they are scary and vicious. Welcome.